April 2009
2 posts
Another gchat with the fiance...
me: http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/04/23/o.women.leave.menfor.women/index.html Taylor: i already read thatluckily, you’re enough of a woman that we dont have a problem
Awesomeness. →
January 2009
2 posts
Things I Like Love Dig Think Are Neat
8/5/08 - now: Taylor Jenkins
taylor
i love you.
November 2008
3 posts
Another chat with my loving girlfriend...
So, after politely asking my girlfriend if she would consider moving our dinner plans an hour earlier, as to accommodate me watching the UFC fight, she writes:
Taylor: well how about this as a compromise? we got out to dinner on Saturday, and then after, I beat the shit out of you
Another chat with my loving girlfriend...
Taylor: you’re not very good at talking me: i think i may tumble that. only time will tell Taylor: hahahha. do it now! do it now! now! me: ok, how do i do it maintaining the lay out? Taylor: fucking hell me: in the past when i cut and paste, it is all messed up Taylor: i mean really. just forget it. its like asking a child to perform open heart surgery. so clueless
(Insert Witty Title Here)
I’ve received a number of complaints alleging I am doing a poor job on maintaining my tumblr. I’d like to address these complaints now, by writing this blog.
October 2008
10 posts
Taylor said:
“you are a joke to me”
the “you” in this was me. and the “me” in this was her…
fucked up, i know.
Amazing →
Ode to Andy
Eyes like fire
Balls like coal
Andy Bauch
Rocks my soul.
you know who is great?
taylor jenkins.
September 2008
8 posts
This morning, while my girlfriend was doing push ups in the other room, I started masturbating in her bed, and my hand fell asleep. Does this mean my body is trying to tell me something?
When did $4.00 become the bargain/half-off/happy...
This is why happy hour is no longer happy.
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Assuming a bottle of beer is twelve ounces, and not the meager 11.2 ounces that a lot of beer bottles seem to be as of late, the going rate to taste the Rockies is 33 cents an ounce. Just to put this into perspective, while a gallon of gas is an astounding four dollars, a...
If you ever find yourself in an eighties movie...
WatchI have crafted this wicked logo for my production company. Any thoughts on what sort of content I should produce?
Grasping at Straws
Sometimes at work, I feel like I’m grasping at straws. Then there are other times when I am actually grasping at straws.
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Today, I quite literally spent about forty minutes grasping at straws. I was sent by my boss, God bless him, to the storage room in order to find the large box of straws his associate had bought a couple months earlier. ...
Fear and Loathing in West Hollywood
Why are there more fag-hags than fags in this town? ——————————————- I am flabbergasted by what I have found – rather, not found – in West Hollywood. There are enough circuit boys to man a large, well-groomed army (although I don’t foresee that happening anytime soon). Indeed, you can go to any dance club on any...