Alex's Bar Mitzvah

Another gchat with the fiance…

me:  http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/04/23/o.women.leave.menfor.women/index.html

 Taylor:  i already read thatluckily, you’re enough of a woman that we dont have a problem

Things I Like Love Dig Think Are Neat

8/5/08 - now: Taylor Jenkins

taylor

i love you.

Another chat with my loving girlfriend…

So, after politely asking my girlfriend if she would consider moving our dinner plans an hour earlier, as to accommodate me watching the UFC fight, she writes:

Taylor:  well how about this as a compromise? we got out to dinner on Saturday, and then after, I beat the shit out of you

Another chat with my loving girlfriend…

Taylor: you’re not very good at talking
 me:  i think i may tumble that. only time will tell
 Taylor: hahahha. do it now! do it now! now!
 me: ok, how do i do it maintaining the lay out?
 Taylor: fucking hell
 me: in the past when i cut and paste, it is all messed up
 Taylor: i mean really. just forget it.  its like asking a child to perform open heart surgery.  so clueless

(Insert Witty Title Here)

I’ve received a number of complaints alleging I am doing a poor job on maintaining my tumblr.  I’d like to address these complaints now, by writing this blog.

Taylor said:

“you are a joke to me”

the “you” in this was me.  and the “me” in this was her…

fucked up, i know.